The Form of Bad To The Bone

Jasper County, IA, Attorney Scott Nicholson:

I will be entering your jurisdiction of false allegations and unethical conduct to acquire subpoena contact information and to clarify Iowa Court witness travel expenses in accordance with Iowa Administrative Code r. 191-3.14 and Iowa Code Sections 622.69, 622.74, and 602.1509. This request is a follow-up to my 08 MAY 2025 electronic mail that evidence indicates you disregarded, much in the same way the evidence shows you have disregarded multiple public records requests from 2022 to 2025. Public records requests related to the evidence supporting your failure to consistently enforce domestic violence restraining orders (DVRO) and provide adequate government body transparency. At the same time, the historical record of evidence shows you executed actions to silence a victim of domestic abuse in a public forum and criminalize their lawful request for public records directly related to this event.

Jasper County, IA Citizen: “Do you remember when that Marshall County, IA, citizen with wild hair walked into the Jasper County, IA Attorney’s office in his pajamas?”

City of Newton, IA Chief of Police Robert Burdess

Jasper County, IA, Attorney Scott Nicholson: “I can’t let you take the City of Newton, IA Chief of Police Robert Burdess’ Portable Interceptor Golf Expeditionary Cart — Model 800 (PIG-E-CART-M800) Mr. Merritt. Now get off, before my office falsely accuses you of stalking Jasper County, IA, employees in a Mario Kart.”

The evidence should make clear: your office’s alleged misconduct and false allegations of criminal conduct will never inspire the honorable to capitulate to your form of law enforcement.

Respectfully,

Michael J. Merritt, USN (Ret.)
Founder, Cipher Hunter
Information Warfare Specialist
Information Systems Manager
📍 2510 S 6th St. D24
Marshalltown, IA 50158
📞 (641) 387-9935
✉️ mj.merritt@cipherhunter.net
🌐 cipherhunter.net

“Tyranny breeds within government infrastructure that does not provide information with the same freedoms, rights, and liberties as the citizens who produced it.”

Legal Disclaimer:Cipher Hunter (2025-00002035) is a registered trade name in Marshall County, IA. Cipher Hunter is a division within the Phoenix Harbor network of web properties.  This correspondence contains elements of political satire based on actual historical events, as supported by the documented evidence regarding Jasper County, IA, Attorney Scott Nicholson. The following fictionalized quote reflects protected speech and parody:

“I can’t let you take the City of Newton, IA Chief of Police Robert Burdess’ Portable Interceptor Golf Expeditionary Cart — Model 800 (PIG-E-CART-M800) Mr. Merritt. Now get off, before my office falsely accuses you of stalking Jasper County, IA, employees in a Mario Kart.”

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